Oh noes!

[retro_geek]

I'm trying to bake a cake, but a big scary wasp has just buzzed into my kitchen (probably attracted by the smell of the ingredients). Can anyone give me any tips of how to make it go outside again, please?

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[friendly-otter.livejournal.com]

trap it under a glass and it will get drowsy, then slip a bit of card under the glass when it stops moving and put it outside.

dont hit it and kill it, as this will release a chemical which attraqcts any other wasps in the area!

[loveonice.livejournal.com]

If you aren't bothered about killing them...spray them with hairspray, they will fall on the floor then you can do the glass, card trick and put the body out the window.

Probably not very nice for them though but I don't have any problems with it

[xandratheblue.livejournal.com]

Disguise yourself as someone else, so the wasp doesn't know who to sting.

I suggest Winston Churchill. No wasps mess with the dead ex-priminister.

[lolita-fielding.livejournal.com]

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