Chat-up line of the (last) month:

[retro_geek]

"I love your dress- it's all shiny and swishy....it makes you look like a sexy sausage!"

Comments

[corporalcorpse.livejournal.com]

Haha! Here's one my brother's girlfriend got recently, whilst she was wearing a fur coat.

"Is that [the coat] real?"
She replied that it was not
"Are *you* real?"

[zauberin.livejournal.com]

haha that's so good!!