OOOOHHH! *excitedness* read this, read this!

Ok, several months ago, I stumbled across a small clutch of club nights run by a lovely group of people going by the name of Pixi Pink. Now, though they all seemed fab, the night which I was particularly taken with was Kniki (not as pervy as it sounds, honest...), which was held at the millenium bar. Now, despite my eagerness to go, I had heard that the Millenium were absolute BITCHES when it came to Id. So, no worries, I thought to myself, I'll just wait. And wait I did, ever so patiently, until, mere weeks before my 18th, I got an email, baring the tragic news that the minlleniums new owners were no longer happy with the glittering debauchery of kinki happening at thier club. I was devestated. All this waiting fo nothing.
Until now...
Fresh from my inbox:

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Oh please let us tease you...
 
We're just gushing with excitement to reveal details
of what is set to be our most spectacular soiree to date!
 

 
After being expelled from our previous residency for being too darn frisky,
we've decided to take the travelling circus approach to nightclubs and will be appearing
every few months in bigger 'n' better, glitteringly magical venues
across our dear old London Town.
 
If at all possible, our parties promise to be more elaborate, more outlandish
and undoubtedly more debauched.
Come on down with us!
 
To celebrate our 2nd Birthday, we will be gracing the vast & BEAUTIFUL interiors of the
cavernous hideaway den of Boudoir, EC1 in our 'Billion Dollar Babes in Toyland Party'.

We will be having a stunningly theatrical show in association with:
 luscious Coco De Mer lingerie
(surely the reason the bedroom was invented:
what could ever be more fun than sliding about in
nought but silks, pearls and gossamer lace...),
divine Poste Mistress (heaven for all ornate shoe fetishists),
stylists' haven Beyond Retro (the Aladin's Cave of priceless yesteryear finds),
squealingly gorgeous Stila cosmetics (oh how we love to preen)
and boys for boys best love Toni & Guy
(yum yum, we love it when they stroke us and rub gunk all over our hair, oh yes, we do!)

 
Rather excitingly the beautiful devastation will be televised
(as our favourite heroine Madonna circa. 1987 quothed:
"What is the point in doing anything at all unless it's on camera?!")
 
Oh yes club kids! Bring your prettiest smiles, cos you will be on cable.
Don't try to fight it. You know you love it.
(Remember, we will all only get older and uglier, let's milk it whilst we still can)
 
Naturellement, we will be having a plethora of sumptuously themed
performance artistes and alternative art exhibitions
(oh, what a sparkling playground for the stars of London's tomorrow...)
 
And the bunny girls, circus boyz and cigarette dolls
will be shimmying about, eager to do your bidding.
 
And there will be party games of sorts.
And sweet treats.
And glitter.
Heaps and heaps of glitter.
 

 
Riot Fever's Miss Pixi & Herr V. Voltaire
will be joined behind the decks by your favourite party tune spinners
and some very very VERY special surprise superstars!
 
They will be throwing out the most adrenalin-fuelled
Glam Electro, Glitter Rock & Trashy-Glorious-Anthem POP.
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This will be the only Kinki party till well into 2006.
Be there.
 
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You want us. You need us. You love us.
We can just feel it.
Baby.
 
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Reduced-price £6.50 tickets are available from:

www.ticketweb.co.uk
Any tickets we have left over on the night will be £8.
 
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For more info & further haughty silliness,
please come have a nose around our drawers:
www.pixipink.com
(click on the 'Kinki' bubble)
 
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Ok, so you cant get the full pink fonted, sparkly texted effect of the email on here, but you get the point...

So will any of you like to come with me? Pretty Please? I shall be booking tickets soon. It will be lots of fun...

(oh, and Katie et Sof, should you need any pursuading, this picture, taken at one the last Kini's before they had to move ( Read more... )

should hopefully do the trick. And it wasnt even a themed night...