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"Kris..."
"yes?..."
"Would mind awfully being the lead singer in my media video?"
"No!"
"Please?"
"No, no, no, no, no..."
"pretty please?"
"im a drummer, not a singer!"
"but I can't find a lead singer anywhere! Please please pleasy please?!
"No."
"I'll pay you! I'll give you alcahol! PLEASE!"
"I don't drink!"
"Chocolate then?"
"You have to do better than that, Soph..."
"PLEASE! This is worth a third of this year's mark of a subject I want to at university!"
"I said I would be a drummer, not a singer"
"oh, why not?"
"because then I'd have to do all the acting stuff..."
"no you won't! I just want you to stand in a field for an hour and mime. If you want I will hold the lyrics up in front of you as you're miming!.."
"NO!"
"Please! the remainder of my educational life rests on this course work"
"argh, no..."

And so carries on like this for another ten minutes.

THANK GOD I have Bohemia to look forward to on Saturday, otherwise I might be tempted to give up...