Teachers and teenagers

PUPIL ONE: (ambles into classroom) 
TEACHER: Ah, still with your pink hair I see, Sophia. Are you a fairy?
PUPIL ONE: (momentarily confused for a second, but regains composure) Erm, no miss. I haven't got any wings...
TEACHER: Are you an emo?
PUPIL ONE: (once agin confused) erm, no. What prmpted that, Miss?
PUPIL TWO: What the fucks an emo?
TEACHER: ah, it's like the new youth movement, isn't it? You've got the goths and now you've got the emos. They're music's a bit softer than goth's and they like lots of pink!





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